Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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