there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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