This girl is more easily done than said...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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