best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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