i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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