My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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