New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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