is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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