I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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