Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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