I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He has the fingertips of a God
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