Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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