where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
how can u be prego again
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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