he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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