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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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