"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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