it was like eating out sand paper
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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