I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
