sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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