She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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