what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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