I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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