At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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