I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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