What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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