It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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