There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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