The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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