that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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