I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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