you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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