u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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