Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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