Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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