clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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