You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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