just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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