Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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