what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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