I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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