You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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