I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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