I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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