i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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