We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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