So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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