you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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