She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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