She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Less talking, more tequila
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
do nipples grow back?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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