You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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