i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
