I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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