You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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