She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
