shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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