Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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